But don't you do this after dinner, too? Let your 12 year old toothless cat Sgt. Pepper wrestle with cooler-than-cool Noir on top of your kitchen table? Tail-thumpin, neck-biting, butt-sniffing fun.
Also, this is why even though I'm pretty decent cook, you're likely to find hair in your food here. That's just how it is, y'all. I try to pick it out before I serve you. I swear.